The Stupid Test

if anything here has happened to you...put an X for each that is true.

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

[ ] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

[x] You have ran into a glass/screendoor.

[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush.

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You have tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm.

[x] You just tried to sing them.

[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[ ] You have choked on your own spit.

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You've never seen the Matrix.

[ ] You type only with two fingers.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw,but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.

[ ] If someone says "fart" you laugh.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

[ ]You are often told to use your "inside voice".

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[x] You have eaten a bug.

[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn'trealize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

[x] You ran around naked in yourhouse.

[ ]You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.

[x]You break a lot of things.

[x]You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x]You have fallen out of your chair before.

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "ummmmm" is used manytimes a day.

well.. quite stupid urh.. sum thingz juz neva go through ur head., coz u think it's t0o stupid to think 'bout.. and u realise how stupid you are when u don't thik bout IT..

`mell_ =p